I feel as though I should sneer at the Emmys and other award shows, just as I sneer at IQ tests. They're both overrated assessments that measure something, but not necessarily what they pretend to measure. The Emmys are not really about the best television has to offer – even assuming it's possible to measure such a subjective thing. The Emmys are part popularity contest, part political process, part nostalgia, part truly acknowledging quality. The host is irrelevant, the presenters' scripted remarks are cheesy, the speeches are boring, I haven't seen the vast majority of nominees, but ... umm, wait, I know there's a but.
Oh, yes ... but even though I feel I ought to sneer at the Emmys – I even want to sneer – I can't, because I'm too enrapture by the spectacle of it all to remember to sneer. There's breathtakingly pretty dresses and ludicrously awful dresses and attractive actors stepping out of character. There's the rare glimpse of behind-the-scenes people when the camera accidentally lingers on them for more than a nanosecond ("oh, so that's what J.J. Abrams looks like!"). There's the illusion that I'm seeing Hollywood behind the scenes, a peek at their unimaginably glamourous lives where they waltz to the corner store in Armani and Vera Wang.
And as it turns out, whatever the Emmys measure, I desperately want my favourite showmakers and performers to come out on top. So I'll be glued to my set Sunday evening, waiting to cheer them on, and indulge in some cathartic remote control throwing if they don't win.
(Combined with "And the winner is ... conflicted" and cross posted to Blogcritics)
- See the Emmy nominees here
"Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust."
- Jesse Owens
- Jesse Owens