The bloody rat carcass on the porch is my sincere gift to you

Thanks to commenter Corien, I learned a new acronym recently: lolstc. I'm possibly the only person on the Internet who had to Google that to find out it means "laughed out loud, scared the cat." I put it into real-life practice when my brother sent me a link to the Art is Not a Scam blog:

New "realisticats" internet phenomenon takes world by storm - top bloggers claim proper grammar next hot trend.