
Sting, now 55, was divinely slithery - in a sexy Sanskrit serpent, Kundalini yoga kind of way - with his rippling biceps, piercing blue eyes and wiggling hips.I think she means he's hot.
Sometimes random thoughts on life and entertainment swirl together in my little brain and try to collide into one cohesive idea.
Sting, now 55, was divinely slithery - in a sexy Sanskrit serpent, Kundalini yoga kind of way - with his rippling biceps, piercing blue eyes and wiggling hips.I think she means he's hot.
A recent article on CBC.ca's Viewpoint and Analysis section hits on a couple of my personal pet topics. Health reporting needs the QALY treatment shows the lack of context of most of our healthcare-related news, and in doing so, points to Canadians' hypocritical view of our healthcare system.
Stephen Strauss's article starts with the unthinkable question that has to be thought of:
How much is a healthy, happy human life worth to you? How about a year of that good life? A month? A day? An hour?
If this is not a calculus that you ordinarily apply to yourself, then you aren't in tune with the coolly — some might say cruelly — rational way provincial health systems try to decide whether or not to use the public purse to pay for a new drug or a procedure.
The classic unit of measure is a QALY — pronounced Kalee — or Quality Adjusted Life Year. ... If a new drug gives you six months of extra good health, for example, and it costs $50,000 over that time, then it costs $100,000 per QALY.
You don't get it both ways - you can't champion universal health care and believe that every treatment, no matter how costly, no matter what its rate of success, must be funded. A sustainable system of universal health care means making hard decisions about the best use for a finite pot of money. And no matter how much we raise taxes or cut spending, that pot is always going to be finite, and there will always be more screening tests and treatments and procedures out there than money to fund them all.
In the news, we're regularly presented with the people behind the treatments rejected as having unacceptably high QALY scores (not that any hint of a cost-benefit analysis is mentioned). In these instances, the media tend to step out of the role of reporters and into the role of advocates, presenting the human interest story devoid of any context in the hope that an outcry will sway the cold, dead hearts of the decision makers. Never mind that those hearts are governed by brains trying to consider the overall good, while the media is looking for a good story.
Oh, look, here is a man with incurable colorectal cancer who wants to have Avastin. Too bad, said [Dalhousie bioethics professor Nuala] Kenny, the article doesn't tell us the drug only increases survival times by an average of 4.7 months and it costs $7,200 a month.
Oh, there's that woman with breast cancer demanding to get the drug Herceptin. It does work, but benefits cost so much that Derek Machin, chair of the British Medical Association's private practice committee, offered this doubting review: "I am advised you have to spend 500,000 pounds ($1.09 million Cdn.) to get a difference from one patient on Herceptin. If you treat 20 patients it will make a difference in one of them. How much are we actually going to spend to make a difference? Nobody has a solution."
It's insulting that the media think we can't handle the other side of the human interest story. Maybe Canadians would think differently about our health care system if we actually understood it. Maybe we'd see that it's based on a philosophy we actually do support, and look at the hard decisions with new eyes. Or maybe not, and with new understanding we'd be in a better position to support or agitate for meaningful changes that might help the man who wants Avastin, or the woman who wants Herceptin, or even the sufferers of diseases that haven't attracted media attention.
Strauss has a proposal on how to get reporters and therefore the public to consider the overall implications of the health care human interest story:
Every time a health-policy sob story appears without being qualified by a QALY or something like it, I am going to send an e-mail to the reporter and institution he or she works for. It will say: "Very sad, but how much longer would your person live and at what cost. And what does that say about the viability of the system as a whole. Please send me this information."
I guarantee you that when 100 e-mails arrive after each QALYless story, editors will — within short order — tell their reporters that pathos and bathos aren't enough. That their stories need statistical context, if just to keep that annoying QALY patrol away.
I predict that if you use the e-mail power the Internet god has given us, we can make the media treat us like people with brains as well as hearts. At least we can try.
I think he's tilting at windmills - I don't think people want to have their sad stories of the underdog fighting the system tempered with statistics and logic - but I'll take hopeful over cynical any day. I'd like to think we can handle the truth - all of it.
Stupid Person #2: umm...the cat isnt playing. she's just putting her paws on a piano. (which makes a sound) wow. (my dog can do better. ^^)
Voice of Attempted Sanity #2: I think you're missing the point. It has nothing to do with whether or not she is creating subjectively "good music" for us to listen to. It's just fascinating to see Nora interested in the connection between her pawing and the sounds that it makes. It is a really rare thing to see. She is obviously intrigued by it and well... to some of us it's very charming. :)
Stupid Person #3: How is it fair that this stupid cat has as many stars as the guy who can play every mario song perfectley at 30 perfectley timed keys and key combinations per second??!
Voice of Attempted Sanity #3: Because this cat doesn't have opposable thumbs to help it nor does it have quite the human memory to actually try to do the above. And it's three.
Turns out, checking it out didn't really solve the mystery. The subtitle of the site is "lolcats tagged for your convenience (also for ur lol*s)".
Um ... huh? What's a lolcat? Wikipedia tells me it's an image macro used on forums. Um ... huh? My forum experience is pretty limited, and I'd never seen anything like these out in the wild, but I Can Has Cheezburger has pages and pages of cat pictures - and dog pictures and walrus pictures - with mangled English captions. And it gets more hits every day than one of the most popular tech geek blogs out there. It gets over a quarter million hits a day. Crazy.
Slate has a hilarious slide show essay on the lolcat phenomenon, Cat Power: You Cannot Resist Lolcats. It taught me even more:
A reader pointed Dash to a San Francisco Chronicle article about MeowChat, where people maintain cat identities online and speak in a cat language that slightly overlaps with lolcat speak. (Genius detail: Some cat lovers disdain MeowChat because it implies that cats are not intelligent, evolved creatures.)
I'm sure this is exactly why those Clean Slate Internet guys want to make sure the Internet can handle future demands on it. Gotta make room for the lolcats.
I find this kind of news interesting, even though I don't understand half of it. Over the weekend, the technology section of the Globe and Mail had an article on the Clean Slate Design for the Internet Project. Untangling the World Wide Web touches on the ad hoc way the Internet has grown, with resulting security and bandwidth issues. Writer Christopher Dreher says:
Because of ad-hoc innovations, the Web has become a kind of unwieldy trailer park of technology – where security and even fundamental stability remain highly problematic.
For me, this is all interesting partly because of what anyone who's anticipating the convergence of the Internet with television and movie delivery systems -- or the possible evolution of the world wide web into a three-dimensional virtual world, or who wants to watch a lot of porn -- has probably heard by now: the Internet as it exists today does not have the ability to handle that traffic.
The Internet was not designed for Second Life or “adult entertainment” videos either – high-volume, resource-consuming uses of the network. If just 1 per cent of the DVDs that NetFlicks sends to customers every day were downloaded, we would need a tenfold increase in the current core capacity of the Internet.
So a group of scientists at Stanford University are not looking at ways to continue "jury-rigging" solutions for what they see as fundamental flaws of the current structure. They're looking at wiping the slate clean, starting over, in a controlled and planned manner. It all sounds so ... scientific.
“In every other high-tech field, it's usually typical to see massive innovation,” Prof. (Nick) McKeown says. “And although we've seen huge implementation of new applications, Internet technology is built on the same ideas it was built on 40 years ago.”
Even those involved in the Clean Slate project don't necessarily believe it will wipe out the existing web -- they're cautious scientists out to test a hypothesis, after all -- though it might offer a parallel system with fewer of the limitations.
Although the work at Clean Slate involves highly technical considerations – such as a redesign of the wireless spectrum allocation to better use limited network capacity – its success could greatly affect our daily lives.
Better wireless spectrum allocation, for instance, would finally mean faster and more foolproof data communication between handheld wireless devices such as phones and PDAs. It would also fulfill at last the promises of devices that combine the capacities of a television, a DVD player and a home computer.
Likewise, improving network security would mean that instead of spending billions of dollars preventing spam, virus attacks, malicious hacking and other dangers, businesses could expand on some of the life-altering real-time uses imagined by pioneers of the Internet.
Remote surgery, for instance, has been performed on a very limited basis since its first success in Canada in 2001. But it can take place only over dedicated fibre-optic cables because the Internet networks used by the general public have too many unforeseen variables, including security concerns and possible blips in connectivity.
These issues also prevent a range of other industries and many critical infrastructures – such as water and electric plants or airports and highways – from fully using the Internet. “If air-traffic control were run over the public Internet,” Prof. McKeown says of the current system, “then I wouldn't fly.”
Even a clean slate solution might have issues of its own, though. Besides the admission that innovation is unpredictable (“No one could have predicted that the Web would come along,” Prof. McKeown says. “And the same type of unforeseeable thing could happen."), there are challenges the project expects to face:
The real hitch? Ask telecommunications companies such as Bell and AT&T, which became Internet providers in the mid-1990s in the hopes of making huge fortunes. “One of the dirty little secrets of the network is that the network infrastructure is not economically sustainable or profitable,” Prof. McKeown says.
In fact, he wonders if the only economically sustainable model for the Internet may be a nationally funded or regulated infrastructure – or some sort of government monopoly. (Though he adds that, “in the current economic and political climate” of the U.S., proposing this idea “is nearly suicide.”)
Another thorny issue facing advocates of a “clean slate” approach to the Internet is how to balance privacy and security concerns. Making the network less open to spam and viruses, for example, also means curtailing the freedom and anonymity of the Internet.
Still, it's exciting stuff. Whether they're on their way to a whole new Internet structure, or coming up with solutions that can run in tandem with the current Internet, or just taking a hard look at how to improve a flawed system, it's a huge step towards even more innovation in an arena that has been nothing but mind-blowing innovation in a short period of time. Well, innovation, and a whole lot of porn.
For more, see Stanford's Clean Slate Design for the Internet site.
"I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be one website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn."
- Dr. Cox, Scrubs
It's quite the shock to realize that the jerk of this episode's title is not House, at least not exclusively or even primarily. Nick Lane as rage-prone teenager Nate is possibly too effective as the mini-jerk. From the unmodulated bullhorn voice to the constant, not-particularly-funny smart remarks, the fictional kid is not someone I'd want to spend even an hour with. Not even an hour between 9 and 10 p.m. on a Tuesday evening. I realize this confession reveals my own jerkdom, but it was the first ever House episode where I was rooting for the patient to die. I'm not completely heartless – I would have settled for a prolonged coma. Even a persistent vegetative state.
There's a lot of brats in this episode, from House to Nate to the clinic patient's son to the writers – I can't believe they opened with a head exploding threat. How am I supposed to block the head exploding scene of "Resignation" out of my head with reminders like that?
House is back to his usual level of jerkiness, apparently off his antidepressants and ruining my chance to pontificate on what he learned from Wilson's coffee-doping trick in the previous episode. Here's my updated pontification: nothing. He's learned nothing.
Nate, who has absolutely no redeeming qualities -- unless you count being unconscious for a few minutes out of the episode -- serves to highlight how finely balanced the character of House is. The kid even demonstrates some drug-seeking behaviour to hammer home the similarities to our hero, but the juxtaposition reminds me how remarkable it is that Hugh Laurie takes this bastard who careens between wildly inappropriate nastiness and appropriate misery, always laced with that acerbic wit he's so proud of, and rarely-to-never crosses over into unbearable. If only House had smothered Nate with a pillow during their chess match, I would have extolled his virtues even more.
Nate's long-suffering mother is not unreasonably happy that the initial (and therefore inaccurate) diagnosis of cluster headaches means her son's personality is likely to change with treatment. "I thought I was a bad mother and I hated myself because I hated him," she confesses to Chase.
Mom Enid's journey from that confession to being upset with Foreman for sedating Nate just to shut him up to relief that her kid is going to live, albeit with his current personality, is given a lot less room in the episode than I would have liked. Both the initial confession and the end relief seem natural enough, I suppose, but they're too pat, with no expectation-bending or emotionally impactful scene to make me care that she's facing her son's long, miserable life with more joy than she might have anticipated at the beginning.
Foreman is a bit of a jerk this episode, but he's got reason to be. Someone called to cancel the interview he had lined up with a hospital in New York, starting a chain of suspicion and denial throughout the episode that starts and ends with House. Foreman accuses House of interfering, too childish to ask Foreman to stay instead of playing games with him. House denies it. "Yeah, it was one of the other petty socially repressed assholes I work for," Foreman scoffs.
House accuses Cuddy of being the saboteur in her efforts to keep Foreman:"You are one evil, cunning woman. That's a massive turn on." She denies it, then Lisa Edelstein performs this wonderful chain of expressions from puzzlement to dawning realization. She accuses Wilson, since she thinks it has to be someone who likes House: "It's either you or the weird night janitor who wears his pants backwards."
Wilson denies any involvement, saying he wants Foreman to leave to teach House that he needs someone who will stand up to him: "House is a six year old who thinks he's better off without parents." She doesn't believe him – about the not sabotaging Foreman, not his assessment of House -- since that kind of lesson-teaching doesn't fit the role of Wilson as enabler. I diagnose amnesia: the poor woman has forgotten Wilson's previous attempts to teach House a lesson role in "Detox" and with the Tritter deal.
We get Robert Sean Leonard doing the face of dawning realization, then continuing the chain by accusing Cameron, using the same rationale Cuddy used on him. He also tries to manipulate her into a confession by saying Cuddy thinks it's him and is going to fire him, but she's not fooled for a second. "You so would have fallen for that three years ago," he sighs.
She denies being the one to ruin Foreman's interview, with a bonus denial of not being in love with House, and then Jennifer Morrison gets to do the face of dawning realization. She accuses Chase of cancelling Foreman's interview solely to be a jerk, and he bristles, implying she's a jerk for thinking so, but still managing to spit out his weekly reminder that he likes her and wants to go out with her. It's about as unromantic as you can get without being House, and yet it still made me say "awww."
Chase, not usually the cleverest of the bunch, is the only one to figure out what's going on. Of course he had the advantage of being the last in the chain of accusations, assuming the night janitor who wears his pants backwards was never seriously in the running. He accuses House of not only sabotaging the interview, but manipulating the team into "chasing ghosts" and Foreman into rejoining the land of doctors with contributions to make.
"Sometimes I forget why I hired you," House smiles. He does not, however, take Chase's advice to tell Foreman he wants him to stay, or feel any remorse at costing him that job: "I cost him a crappy opportunity."
"It would make him feel like maybe you aren't evil," Chase insists. "He needs that." I need us not to go down the same road as in "DNR," with the whole "I want some clue that he knows it’s a big deal, that it scares him, that it matters." I need to know Foreman's learned something, even if House hasn't. On the other hand, I need to win my bet that he's not leaving for good, so I guess I do need us to go down the "DNR" road again.
Cuddy gives Foreman another option besides capitulation, offering to double his salary and put him in charge of a competing diagnostic department. He's tempted for a minute, but rejects the offer, since he knows he'll still have to turn to House for the cases he can't solve, and he doesn't want to work for a place that would sabotage his other job interviews. That would be an intriguing, show-changing solution, but my gut tells me they're not ready for show-changing yet. My gut isn't known for being highly accurate, though, so I'll be curious to see how they resolve this Foreman situation.
Later, House cannily preys on Foreman's reasonable doubt that there will be cases he can't solve. Instead of going Chase's route of making nice, House decides to go with his strengths and be a jerk. When Foreman balks at treating the kid for amyloidosis, which he's tested negative for, House points out that he has two choices: argue with him until doing what he asks, or just doing what he asks. When Foreman stalks off, House calls out: "You're not ready," pointing out that the third choice was to stand up to him. "You still trust my judgement more than your own."
It doesn't help that the jerk patient has pointed out that while he understands Foreman's done his best to treat him, his best really sucks. It's almost enough to make me feel sorry for Foreman. He really would have won me over if he'd put something deadly in that sedative he stuck Nate with.
At one point during the differential diagnosis, House says "symptoms don't lie." Really? My world has turned upside down. What about infections that don't act like infections and symptoms that mask other symptoms? I kind of thought the whole show was based on the fact that the symptoms lie and it's up to House to make them tell the truth. Or something. But then House also rejects the idea that Nate might have two disorders, since "it's always one." Really? I also thought many of season two's patients have had some tricky combination of diseases. Maybe I'm suffering from amnesia too.
I wondered for most of the episode why House, in all his unpleasant splendour, held on to Nate's unpleasant personality as a symptom. His rationale was that the kid hadn't said anything appropriate, which is plausible, of course. But this time my gut wasn't wrong.
House only turns on the kid when he faces him down over a chess board, attempting to stress him and therefore prove one of the team's obscure diagnoses. It doesn't work, causing a seizure rather than the expected rage attack. House seems to be more upset about losing the game after the kid goads him into giving up, spending future scenes trying to plot out how he might have won.
He also comes up with the brainwave that maybe the kid is just a jerk, and wipes "personality" off the whiteboard. Foreman disagrees: "You crossed it off because you want to hate the kid, and you can't hate him if he's just a victim."
"You want him to be a victim because you want to believe that people are good, and if they're not, it's got to be a chemical problem," House counters. I don't think Foreman would argue that House is good, but fortunately he's got the drugs and maybe even depression to blame it on.
Once the personality issues are out of consideration, the diagnosis is clear: amyloidosis. Except of course it isn't. After the biopsy is negative, Foreman keeps testing and treating him anyway, and Chase challenges House on his game playing with Foreman, House realizes that the kid's other aches weren't from getting beaten up in the playground but from hemochromatosis, having too much iron in his blood. He lets the grateful mother know that her son will have a long and annoying life, and tells the annoying son how he would have beat him at chess. "I know. I was bluffing. And that's why you lost."
That gives House another move with Foreman. He bluffs again, letting Foreman continue to test for amyloidosis and not revealing that the case has been solved. It's not quite as dramatic or funny a moment as I'd hope to end on, but sure, why ask Foreman to stay when you can just crush his spirit. Maybe House is evil. At the very least, he's quite the jerk.
So why are so many guesses about what will make it to the schedule wrong? A lot of reasons. Sometimes a show is deemed "hot" because it has a great cast or is developed by, say, Spike Lee. Once a network sees the actual show, it may not be so enthused. Or, in the fickle nature of the business (as exemplified by NBC passing on "M.O.N.Y." and "Fort Pit"), the direction of the network shifts (less gritty, more sci-fi centric). Some of the "buzz" in the business is faux -- meaning it gets generated by agents and studios eager to see their actors and series get picked up, when, in reality, the networks were never that into either one.An earlier New York Times profile of Dawson's Creek creator Kevin Williamson, who's struggled to match his earlier success, also made the point that name and reputation aren't guarantees in TV.
It's always intriguing to think of the what ifs. If pedigree doesn't ensure success, and neither does a good pilot (hello Aaron Sorkin's Studio 60), and neither does audience testing, what is the best indicator? Goodman's article suggests the networks need the numbers of audience testing, even if they mean nothing, to back up their decisions:On May 30, as a result of a corporate pas de deux, “Hidden Palms” will make its debut on CW, the new network formed last year from the remnants of WB and UPN, which ultimately bought the script. Despite the circuitous route that the show took to reach the airwaves, it has survived mostly intact, and so too has Mr. Williamson, a onetime wunderkind, now 42, who has spent the last decade learning that no amount of previous success is enough to guarantee a creator carte blanche.
“I don’t think anyone really has that in television, no matter how much they think they do,” he said in a recent interview at his Sunset Boulevard office. “Even if you have it on paper, you’ve still got to put on your boxing gloves.”
Since jobs are on the line here (if a network president launches a terrible fall schedule, he or she cuts their expected occupancy length in the job by roughly half), few executives are willing to trust their gut and instead get swayed by audience testing, one of the least reliable tools you can imagine.All those potential hits killed, all those misses on the air each season. Programming will never be an exact science, but it sure makes me wish the audience could at least have access to the dead pilots to see if our guts agreed with the network choices. Plus, I just really want to see if Winters was really the House people plagiarising themselves as much as it sounded.
On her new album, Wire Waltz, Brooklyn-based singer-songwriter Megan Hickey (front woman of The Last Town Chorus) strips the Thin White Duke’s 1983 hit “Modern Love” bare, transforming a catchy pop tune into a sad, yearning country ballad. Where Bowie’s version was all manic energy, Hickey’s slowed-down cover finds a startling poignancy in timeworn lyrics.
"[Creator Joe] Lawson's great artistic crime is that he took a concept for a medium that sells things and shifted it to a medium whose purpose is to get people to watch the medium that sells things."He also says "an entertaining commercial is just as legitimate as any other form of entertainment," a bold statement, but tell me this doesn't blow your socks off:
The countdown is on to the Banff World Television Festival - my second, its 28th, and I'm looking forward to being a little less deer in the headlights this year. Here's hoping the flood stays away, or I could:
There's a great lineup of TV show creators, like Greg Daniels (The Office), Jenji Kohan (Weeds), Rob Thomas (the late Veronica Mars), Chuck Lorre (Two and a Half Men), Mike Clattenberg (Trailer Park Boys), and even TV critics I admire (Bill Carter of the New York Times, John Doyle of the Globe and Mail), and enough behind-the-scenes-of-TV sessions to satisfy my inner TV geek.
But one name I'm newly excited about is one I actually didn't know before: Gregg Spiridellis. He's the CEO of JibJab. What's JibJab? They're the company behind a couple of the videos I've posted here; the company that was invited to create one of their spot-on cultural critiques for the White House correspondents dinner (the one at the first link). Here's the one that really landed them on the viral video map:I can't find any information on what he'll be doing at Banff, but here's his bio from the festival website:
Gregg Spiridellis co-founded JibJab Media Inc. with his brother Evan in 1999. Launched with a few thousand dollars worth of equipment and a dial-up Internet connection from a Brooklyn garage, their dream was to build a global entertainment brand. In addition to his role as CEO, Gregg is also JibJab’s head writer. In 2004, his lyrics helped spark an international sensation with the release of JibJab’s election parody, “This Land.” The two-minute short and its follow up, “Good To Be In DC!” were viewed more than eighty million times online on every continent, including Antarctica. NASA even contacted the brothers for permission to send a copy of the animation to the International Space Station! JibJab’s productions have screened at the top industry festivals including Sundance, the Palm Springs International Film Festival, SXSW and many others. They have also won awards at the Ottawa International Film Festival, the Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival, and D&AD.These guys are creating sharp, innovative content for this newfangled Internet device, and while I can't quite see how they make money at it, I think they're on to something pretty cool.
Brother: You probably still haven't seen yesterday's episode, so I won't ruin it for you. All I'll say is that there aren't many network TV shows that can make me yell "Oh, f**k!" out loud in the middle of an episode.
Later, me to a friend: So while watching I was wondering what that moment was. Then when her head exploded ... oh f**k!
Friend: Now really. That can't actually happen. I mean. It can't. Or I can't live in a world where it can.
Me: I'm going to pretend they took artistic license. I mean, they might have, but I don't want to run the risk of finding out they didn't.
Friend: Oh, I'll call that artistic license until my dying day.
Wilson: You don't want to end up like you. ... You could try bargaining with him. Give him a raise.
House: How much do you think it would cost to make him want to be like me?
“Pushing Daisies” is about a baker who, besides making fabulous pies, has another gift. He can bring dead people briefly back to life. So he starts working with a private investigator, bringing back his childhood sweetheart from the dead, but then she won’t go back. Another formidable cast: Kristin Chenoweth, Anna Friel, Swoosie Kurtz, Chi McBride and Lee Pace as Ned, the gifted baker. Created by Bryan Fuller (“Dead Like Me,” “Wonderfalls,” and “Heroes”).
Detective Christie Winters knows how to read people, and one thing she knows for sure...everybody lies. The suspects, the cops, even the victims. She's smart, sexy, tough-as-nails and willing to do whatever it takes to solve a case. But when she's paired with Detective Luis Nelson, a man of faith who sees good in all people, Winters faces her greatest challenge yet. With no boundaries and a dark past to hide, the biggest mystery of all is...who is the real Christie Winters?That doesn't sound familiar at all.
Because we had such a crappy winter here, we have to wish for a crappy spring. But not too crappy. Cold and dry is what we're hoping for, to prevent the record snow pack from melting quickly and overflowing the Fraser River.
My home will remain dry, my workplace will remain dry, though in the worst case scenario, it might be a challenge to get from one to the other. That'll be the least of it though. Work lately has involved hoping for the best but planning for the worst, which is seeing one of our hospitals go underwater. And in the meantime, preparing our employees for the possible disruptions to their jobs, their patients, and their lives.
It's yet another reminder that everyone, no matter where they live, whether there's a known impending natural disaster or not, needs to be prepared to be on their own, with their own supply of water, food, and emergency supplies, for 72 hours.
OK, public service announcement over. Now I'm off to try to get in the right mood to keep my fingers crossed for the sun to go away.
The six-episode series is set in sinister suburbia, where power lines dominate the grey, occasionally surreal landscape.
Hugh Dillon, former lead singer of The Headstones and Hard Core Logo star, brings an understated intensity to the role of Mike Sweeney, a big city cop who's recently moved his family to the suburbs to start over, after his partner is killed on the job and wife Audrey (Helene Joy) is recovering from breast cancer.
But the beautiful new house hides an interior in perpetual mid-renovation, and their cozy neighbourhood includes Mike's old nemesis Ray Prager (Justin Louis), whose new hobby is copycat serial killing. Everyone and everything in Durham County hides something to mar the seemingly smooth surface.
There's no central mystery at the heart of Durham County. The point is not to unravel who the bad guy is; it is, in a sense, to unravel who the good guy really is. You want to root for Mike, and you do, but Durham County doesn't make it easy for you to side with him over the serial killer.
The revelations build steadily, inevitably, and characters are entangled in unexpected ways, to the point where I can't reveal much at all without revealing too much.
There's a grim humour and eerie whimsicality to the series that doesn't so much alleviate as enhance the tone of ubiquitous menace. The youngest daughter (who barely exists as a character) wears a manga-like mask that is creepier than a puppet head really should be. Older daughter Sadie makes clay figurines and places them in her dollhouse in crime scene poses, a hobby that creeps her mother out probably just as much as she should be.
Laurence LeBeouf, who plays Sadie, has a slight Lauren Ambrose vibe in the pivotal role of the disaffected teen daughter, and Six Feet Under is probably the show closest in tone to Durham County that I've seen.
The acting in Durham County is uniformly terrific, from the fragile yet steely Helene Joy as Audrey to the but menacing but attentive Justin Louis as Ray, but above all, the fierce drive of Hugh Dillon as Mike, nearly as flawed a character as the killers he hunts.
Watch Durham County beginning May 7, 9 p.m. Eastern or 8 p.m. Pacific.
The short version of the story is that I changed the site from the free Wordpress-hosted blog to the open source Wordpress software on a paid host. It's something I've thought of doing since launching the site because of the limitations of free blogging solutions, but didn't want to spend the money on an external host for something I started more or less on a whim.
You'll notice that the site looks a little different, but that was a side effect of the switch -- the templates for the free version are different from the hosted version. The hosted version allows for much greater customization of the templates, though, which is a huge bonus. I don't know quite enough HTML or CSS to make full use of the freedom, but I know enough to be dangerous and tweak things.
Wordpress thank god has great instructions for installation, because while the words were all English, they were strung together in ways that made no sense to me, and yet I still managed to upload the files to my host, create databases, install the Wordpress software, and launch the site with only a few episodes of banging my head into a cyberwall. I also managed to automatically import most of the posts and sidebar information from the old site after a little more headbanging and some deletions to get the import file down in size. The first month or two of posts from the old site now don't exist, and I need to recreate the schedule page, but it seemed like a small sacrifice for less aggravation.
The one thing that always bugged me about the free Wordpress hosting is the JavaScript ban, which leads to limited web stats. Wordpress has built-in stats which let you see what sites and search words are referring to the site and which pages are getting hits, but the information isn't connected -- you don't know what referrals are landing on which pages, and there's no information on who these visitors are. To supplement that, I used an HTML-only version of StatCounter, which tells me where my visitors are from and when they visited, but none of the other information the fully functioning JavaScript StatCounter would give you. So I don't know what page the person from CanWest in Calgary landed on or what someone searched for to get to a particular post. That information isn't crucial, but it is helpful for site marketing purposes and curiosity-fulfilling purposes.
JavaScript plus the private hosting also allows me to put up the Amazon ads you'll see now, and maybe accept other advertising I've until now had to turn down because the free Wordpress hosting didn't allow for commercial activity of any kind. I know no visitor is going to say "Yay, ads!" but it's not like I'm going to start soliciting for the porn marketers ("but it's Canadian porn") or creating pop-ups. The Amazon ads let me point people to where they can buy Canadian TV products while hopefully helping to pay for the hosting and domain fees. I'm guessing there's no one on the planet retiring from Amazon Associates revenue. I kind of doubt most people can pay for hosting and domain fees from Amazon Associates revenue, either.
The switch was not without problems, though. I set the new site up on my personal unused domain name for testing before switching over the tv-eh.com domain, but then had a bit of a scare post-switch: for some people, some of the time, www.tv-eh.com didn't work but http://tv-eh.com did. After some supremely unhelpful support from my domain name registrar and much more helpful support from my new hosting company, it seems the most likely cause is the user's cache, and it should be a temporary problem. I'm not entirely confident that's the actual cause, but the randomness of the problem makes me think that shrugging is as close as we're going to come to solving it.
I'm still working with the hosting company on why the tv-eh domain only shows up on the home page, while the domain name I don't want visitors to see shows up on the other pages. I have faith it will be resolved soon.
When I first launched the site last summer, it was with the free domain http://canadiantv.wordpress.com. That address was doomed to die with the switch ... but it's only a little dead. Wordpress support insists there's no way to redirect from a site hosted by them to one hosted externally, so I figured I'd just have to rely on people changing their bookmarks and links manually. Which is true, but it turns out I have some more grace time. Post-launch I opted for the paid feature in the free Wordpress version to have my own domain, tv-eh.com, map to canadiantv.wordpress.com. Now that tv-eh.com points to the new site, it in effect acts as an automatic redirect. Wordpress doesn't seem to want you to know it will work that way.
A more serious problem that made my heart sink was to find out that the new site had a different way of naming pages and posts than the old one. Now I get server stats too, which give all sorts of bizarre data I won't care about. But yesterday, seeing all the "unfulfilled requests" from people getting 404 messages from dead search links made me question my decision to switch for the first time. I thought it was something I'd have to live with until Google indexed the new site and gave up on the old, but it turns out there's an option hidden in the depths of the Wordpress software to select the kind of post naming that the old site had. So now the new post names match the old post names and all is good in Googleland.
I'm guessing the pain isn't over yet. The site's Google juice might be affected at first, though maybe not. I have a feeling some RSS subscribers might be left behind. I'll be unable to prevent myself from spending way too much time fiddling and tweaking. Other glitches will come to light, I'm sure. But I know more geek secrets now than I did before, I have a shiny new toy to play with, and the site now has more possibilities than it did before. So all in all, despite the headbanging, I'm satisfied with the switch. So far.
The domestic debut of the J.J. Abrams-helmed "M:I-3" fell short of the openings of the first two films; however, each of those pictures bowed during a four-day Memorial Day weekend frame. The original "Mission: Impossible" debuted with $56.8 million for the four-day weekend ($45.3 million for Friday-Sunday), and "M:I-2" bowed to $70.8 million ($57.8 million from the Friday-Sunday portion).The third movie ended up the 194th highest grossing movie in the US of all time, according to IMDb.
An estimated 21 million people watched Thursday night, according to preliminary ratings - well above the season average of 19.1 million.
For all the hype—and there was plenty—the installment essentially attracted the same number of viewers as Grey's has over the course of the year.Maybe an average isn't the right number to use here, if you're going to make a point about the ratings. Maybe it's time to break out those advanced high school stats here. What's the range of ratings over the season? Where does the 21 million fit in there? Yeah, yeah, math is hard, but leave it out altogether if you don't understand what the numbers mean. Seriously.
What's better for a medical show than a child in peril? Two children in peril!
We meet the family of "Family" in the teaser, when Wilson is preparing mom, dad, and youngest brother Matty, who is going to donate bone marrow to his leukemia-stricken brother Nick ... until a sneeze timed for maximum dramatic effect puts that in question.
Post-teaser, we get a family of a very different sort, as House wakes up to his new furry housemate, Hector. Who would have guessed, but House shows remarkable rage control as he surveys the chewed sneakers and books, and picks up his sopping cane before escaping to his other family. Though if Wilson thinks House and his team are family, I can only imagine what his dysfunctional frame of reference is.
The gang congregates in the chapel, where Foreman is apparently trying and failing to find solace after killing last week's patient. House tries and fails to contort the needle in the haystack cliche to explain why they need to make Matty's infection worse in order to pinpoint what's causing it. Because just to twist the knife embedded in Foreman a little more -- to use another cliche -- the diagnoses this episode are similar to last. Infection? Auto-immune? Who's to know. And he feels the need to really know this time.
Foreman isn't thrilled with House's idea and proposes the usual house search for contaminants, which House isn't thrilled with, since they have all the evidence they need in their patient's body. He also sees Foreman covering all possibilities as a sign of weakness. The parents, not surprisingly, are not thrilled at the idea of making their supposedly healthy kid sick in order to treat the definitely sick kid. House is not thrilled that Wilson didn't manipulate the parents into agreeing to the idea, risking a no for the comfort of being the good guy. To sum up: no one is thrilled, though the parents do agree.
It's kind of sweet to see not-always-friendly Foreman and Chase search the house together, commiserating over their respective fatal mistakes -- Chase's way back in season two's "The Mistake." Chase is on a strangely sweet kick lately. I wonder what that's a symptom of? However, Foreman takes little comfort in their shared history, since Chase had been affected by his father's death, while he made a calculated decision. "You acted like a human being. I acted like House."
Foreman's always been troubled by any suggestion that he's like his boss, focused on the case rather than the patient, but if even Cameron's getting less interested in the humanity that comes across their whiteboard, there's not much hope for Foreman. Though the fact that he cares that he might not care means he hasn't been completely subsumed by his boss's personality.
Foreman informs House about a new symptom for that whiteboard, which should narrow down the search for the type of infection:
Foreman: He has acute scrotum.
House: Adorable, please, much more dignified. [Pause] Come on, how am I not supposed to make that joke?
Foreman wants to recheck the donor registry as a backup plan, in case they can't solve the mystery in time. Them's fighting words to House, but he lets Foreman go without a fight, while Chase and Cameron discover Matty's heart has been affected. Plus, being Tuesday, Chase the multitasker reminds Cameron again that he's available and interested in her. It was hilarious last week, but this could get old fast.
House is delighted with the news that they've caused Matty to have a heart problem. "OK, perfect is too strong a word," but it means they can remove the heart valve, identify the infection, and cure the infection in his bone marrow before putting it in his brother.
As part of his new ultra-cautious MO, Foreman goes to Cuddy, who, unlike House, values Wilson's diplomatic and truthful approach to patient consent and leaves it to Wilson to make sure the parents know the options. House also lets Cuddy know that the reason he's cutting Foreman slack is that, like Nick, he has four days left. If he isn't cured of "the yips" (I had to Google to make sure I heard that right --I hate sports metaphors), his loss of confidence, he's fired. And, he says, no one gets cured of the yips.
The parents in this episode -- whose names I don't remember, don't even know if they had names, so unessential were their personalities -- are faced with more ethical dilemmas in an hour than most people in a lifetime. They choose to let Matty undergo open heart surgery for the chance to cure Nick, but don't let their youngest son know the consequences, that he'll be permanently limited physically by the operation, a consequence House scoffs at because it's not limiting enough to be considered crippled. While I was busy being horrified that Matty went into surgery ignorant, Cameron made a fair point: a 10-year-old shouldn't have to make that decision.
Wilson advises them to protect their family as a whole, getting them to agree to the surgery, and House's influence spreads yet again. Except Wilson actually cares that he's betrayed the trust of the parents, as demonstrated in my favourite exchange of the episode:
House: You've got to be kidding me. You're actually upset. You just said what you believe.
Wilson: I also believe in patients making their own choices.
House: Because it lessens your guilt if things goes wrong. You're not protecting their choices, you're soothing your conscience.
Wilson: By that logic a sociopath would make the best patient advocate in the world.
House: Am I blushing?
Only the operation doesn't go ahead as planned, because the heart valve isn't infected, and there's something else going on. Auto immune? Foreman doesn't wait to figure out what that something else might be and approaches the parents about a partial match from the donor registry, which they accept despite the danger of graft versus host disease.
Surprisingly, Wilson is livid and House is not, because Foreman did what he thought was right, and that's one trait House admires. There's that unexpected rage control again. Though just prior to finding out, he had begun to try to kill his new dog, so perhaps it's just passive-aggressive rage.
It becomes aggressive-aggressive rage when directed at Wilson, though. "What is the point in being able to control people if you won't actually do it? " House yells at him, mad that Wilson wouldn't lie to the parents to counteract Foreman, and allowing Robert Sean Wilson to demonstrate the face of "where'd that come from?"
House apologizes not very sincerely when he calls Wilson in to pay for a new cane, replacing the one Hector has chewed through, causing House to collapse in a heap. "You called me a coward, life goes on?" Wilson asks. "Apparently. You showed up," House replies reasonably. If you don't want to be taken advantage of, Wilson, you might want to grow a spine.
House rejects the Marilyn Manson in a retirement home cane, as well as the bull penis cane. As any undergrad linguist can tell you, Noam Chomsky's "creative aspect" of language means we can string together words into sentences we've never heard before, sentences that have never in the history of human utterance ever been uttered. Such a sentence can be found in the cane-shopping scene: "Penis canes are murder."
Instead, House picks one with racing stripes, allowing Hugh Laurie to make his "Bitchin'!" face, and strolls into the hospital to a rock anthem and stylish directorial moves. Once there, he finds that Nick has graft versus host disease that's unresponsive to treatment, will certainly die, and Matty is bleeding out of his ears, headed for death himself. Not so bitchin'.
House's new audacious -- some might say crazy -- plan is to put the infection into Nick so they can see the symptoms speeded up, and diagnose it before he dies, allowing them to save Matty. But this time, Wilson's powers can't control the parents, and no matter how much he tries, he can't convince them to go along with the idea of killing one son to save the other. They won't give up on Nick.
House shows his not-too-shabby powers of manipulation that even Wilson couldn't go along with when he gets rid of dad and confronts a painfully dying Nick, telling him how his life can have meaning by saving his brother. That's low, even for House, but on the other hand, he's doing the math, as usual. Anything to get the best outcome for the case, patient rights' be damned. Nick then pulls every heartstring by pleading with his parents to let him be the guinea pig who will save his brother.
Foreman and Wilson chat amicably but at cross purposes, Foreman still trying to narrow down the infection, Wilson trying to warn him that his job is in danger, and advising him to quit if he doesn't care about his job, fight for it if he does. It seems like Foreman isn't listening, but like Chase, he's a good multitasker. So is Wilson, because he gets the epiphany that's usually reserved for House. The family's house was built over farm land, and chicken manure seeped into the soil, causing a nasty but curable infection.
The parents get the good news that Nick doesn't have to go through with it and Matty can be cured, while getting the bad news that he won't have enough marrow to donate safely.
In a parallel scene to House and Nick, Foreman asks Matty if he'll risk his life to save his brother. Is he fighting for his job after Wilson's pep talk, or has he cured himself of the yips? Probably both - welcome back Foreman. What follows is a horrifying scene of Foreman extracting bone marrow with giant needles into the unsedated boy while he screams in pain. I'm not good with blood; I'm horrible with screaming in pain. Do I love my brother that much? Sorry, Steve, but I'll have to get back to you on that. I wish I could erase that scene from my brain. But, it worked, and the family of four who entered the hospital will leave as a family of four.
The easily-forgiving Wilson continues his attempt to act as House's conscience, encouraging him to tell Foreman he's proud of him. House dismisses the idea that pride and shame have any place outside the family. "How many hours a day do you have to spend with someone before they're basically family?" Wilson asks. I hope my boss never makes me call her "mom."
In my favourite line of the episode, House retorts: "First I gotta tell Cameron and Chase that they're violating God's will."
Since ex-Mrs. Wilson can now have dogs in her condo, so Wilson takes him back, before making sure House really wants to give him up -- the dog he's spent the entire episode trying to kill, only to turn him into a limping Vicodin addict. No wonder Wilson thinks he's another victim of Stockholm syndrome, and no wonder House recognizes a kindred spirit in the cranky dog.
Despite dismissing Wilson's suggestion, House does give Foreman a pat on the back. Maybe the puppy did make him a softie. Maybe he's doing anything to preserve his "family," even swallowing his pride and having the unnecessary conversation.
Throughout the episode, House has harped on the need to do what's right, by the idiosyncratic definition of doing what will provide a successful outcome to the case. Foreman, though, isn't feeling good about torturing Matty, and especially for not questioning his decision with the kid screaming in pain under his hands. As always, he's conflicted about his ability to shut off his humanity during a case, and as always, House can't see why that's a problem.
Foreman: I hate that in order to be like you as a doctor I have to be like you as a human being. I don't want to turn into you.
House: You're not. You've been like me since you were eight years old.
Foreman: You'll save more people than I will. But I'll settle for killing less. Consider this my 2 weeks notice.
I have a bet resting on whether Foreman's actually gone for good or not. I say not. My opposition says they can't go down this "I'm quitting"/"No I'm not " road yet again. I'm not sure what I'm going to win, though -- I've got until the end of the season to decide. Ooh, cocky. House is even rubbing off on me.