Look what a sweet person sent me as a surprise:
It's the House Charity Tee, where misanthropy is put to a philanthropic cause. Proceeds go to NAMI, the National Alliance on Mental Illness.
Even if you don't want a tee, I'm sure NAMI would happily take your money and give you a tax receipt in return. In Canada, consider the Canadian Mental Health Association.
Humanity isn't always overrated. And thoughtful presents never are.